This is the 7/11 near Stan's Auto.
Here is a typical joke you might hear
Hector tell:
A boy wanted to give his mom a very special birthday present.
He went to the Superpetmart at the mall. There, Superpetmart
Sales Advocate said she new the perfect gift. A new species
of security canine had just arrived from China. The " Sho Lin Kung Fu "
dog. Watch, she said " Kung Fu the chair !! " The dog proceeded to
destroy the chair. " WOW !" The boy was impressed. He took the dog
home for a thirty day home trial with complimentary samples of
Chinese rice base high fiber dog food. When the boy's father came
home. The boy couldn't wait to show him the dog and its abilities.
The father said " yeah right...Kung Fu my foot "
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